And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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