i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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