It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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