people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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