mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So. Much. Porn.
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