I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1048 608 share tweet
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Randomize
