He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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