That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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