If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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