when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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