I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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