He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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