Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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