Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
