an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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