brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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