So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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