I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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