Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It's never too late to be topless.
We talked him into tasing himself.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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