Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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