Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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