Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Randomize
