he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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