i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Randomize
