i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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