I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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