My friends, they love my intelligence
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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