you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We talked him into tasing himself.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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