I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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