So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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