Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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