The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Dick very happy bro
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
