Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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