If that was your dad, he is hot
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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