Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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