If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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