There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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