is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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