We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Randomize
