So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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