problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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