you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
