why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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