Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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