What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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