i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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