if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize
