I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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