i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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