How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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